Dear Fashion Obessed World,

I don't understand your high fashion ways. (yet I want to be a fashion photographer someday possibly.)

First off, why would you want to pay like thousands of dollars on a single outfit and when most the time, you look like you walked out of a trash can?
Like UGGS? Are you kidding me? WHATS THE POINT?! (No they are not trashy, but just simply pointless as heck. I see nothing unique about them what so ever.)

& most of all, do I seriously have to be shaped like a skinny pole to wear these things?
My favorite line is from Devil Wears Prada, "You don't deserve this, you eat carbs!" Or somewhere around those lines.
Because lets face it, becoming almost anorexic and bulimic TOTALLY makes you look 10 times better than I, right?
I think I deserve to wear high fashion because I DO eat carbs and enjoy every single bite of it. :]

Once upon I time I modeled. I was the What Women Want girl for the paper for St.George a few years back, nothing big, but I was famous for about 3 months.
Anywho, Back then I was a size 4.
After I did this photoshoot I wanted to possibly keep on modeling.
You really think they would accept a size 4, probably not. I would be too fat for a regular model, but too small for a plus size. So in other words, I was screwed?
My size now? 10, yes a 10. Not a 5 or a 6.
Janice Dickinson would probably take a knife and cut the chub off my stomach.

Thanks High Fashion for making all the women and girls out there feel terrible about their bodies because we look gorgeous already with curves and actulley look like women and not trashy poles. :]