The Dog.

My name is Sophie. 

Although it would be cooler if people would call me Lady Sophia

The only time I'll stay still for Mariah to take a picture of me is when I smell like wet dog and look like a rat.

I love bathes. Can't you see the pure joy on my face?

I also like to wake Mariah up at 2 a.m almost every morning to let me out and dilly dally for as long as I can. 

She whines about it but I make up for it by cuddling with her. She knows I'm too cute for her to stay mad at me. 

She will also hold me up and in the air and sing "You are so beautiful" in her best Alfalfa voice. It's rather embarrassing.

I do not enjoy when Mariah has movie nights with Keiran either. She cuddles with him instead of me. 

She's mine and I don't want to share. He's a cool cat anyway though. 

Grandpa calls me a little shit and threatens to send me to the moon... I have yet to see it. 

He loves me anyway, he lets me sit by him while he watches politics or football.

I'm spoiled and always get the side of the chair that I like. 

Grandma thinks I'm smart and cute though. She tells me all the time. 

She never leaves the house without saying goodbye and rubbing my head. What a peach. 

I enjoy car rides and getting the mail. 

Walks are fun but I hate that thing you humans call a leash. 

I don't know how to play ball or sit when someone tells me too.

But I'm cute and that's all that matters.